I Wanna be a Black Russian...Kassel and Mortensen...Serve Up Stalwart Homo-Erotic in New Cronenberg Film

I Want To Be a Black Russian!!!

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"Anderson Cooper Kissed Me!

Hi Anderson, I just got back from seeing "Eastern Promises." It was incredibly powerful. Can you spell Oscar, Viggo? The films director, David Cronenburg made me even like Naomi Watts and that is no small feat. I have to ask you, dear Anderson...if you have and/or when you see it...tell me if you found, as a gay man...The scenery gnashing and ever so studly French actor Vincent Kassel's Mafiosa heir, who is both a titillating-tortured-homo and a sociopath...just like my ex-boyfriend! But tell was this movie penetratingly homo-erotic? OOPS was that a Freudian slip? At one point Kassel and Viggo get so close to kissing that I thought the screen was going to burst into flames, or I that I would. Both of them with those testosterone-seared-voices, those pheromones and vodka, sweat flowing glistening rivers down their pouting, chiseled cheeks...and their mouths so close to each other constantly threatening and challenging....I was just waiting for one of them to lick the words out of the others mouth...phew... I don't care if you are gay or straight or from Batavia...that scene in the sleazy Russian Steam Bath in that even seamier dank London neighborhood...there Viggo's character... naked as a link sausage, beats off…I mean… fights off… two unruly Chechnyan assassins, with his pumped and inked body dripping blood and sweat, dodging sharp thrusts, slipping over and on top of big muscly, terminator dudes.... his "Don Johnson" flapping like a Boars Head Bologna. He lays on top of one of the fully clad, scary assassin guys splayed crotch to crotch with him, writhing with the fighting frottage motor running full throttle...me I'm writhing in my seat like I am dancing with Clive Owen at a Basement party...Oh Viggo---sorry Anderson but he's got you over a long shot in this movie...But Wait...theres more...Better yet this all takes place on a wet floor in a steam room--no steam room in the annals of gay history had anything so hot going on...the stabbing of the guy in the eye was pretty much "Look the other way" material but back to the floor...its all evaporated steam as (Viggo) savagely, defends himself against those two burly, leather clad killer stud muffins with their curved, assassins blades...baby...slip, and slide me some of that...the imagery I mean...knives, butts...the murder in the steam bath things I could live without....but as with all homo-themed stories- Vincent Kassel and Mortensen never get to suck face---always the damn queers and their unrequitedness...Viggos one really good kiss goes to the little blonde ever caring-waif Naomi Watts...duh-I thought how hot it would have been if his love interest had beenThandie Newton? But it is Watts who gets to pucker close to our beloved and cool and crisp Aragorn.

Anderson, I know that you know what a good kiss is (wink)...and I shiver with antici------------------pation…. until the next one and I am vetted in my dream of our (wink) movie version having as much palpable tension as the incredibly intense, dangerous, male sensuality within which Mr. Kronenburg imbued his powerful film...somewhere on a Canadian cutting room floor…Mr. Kronenburg is from up there… is that kiss between Vincent Kassel and Viggo...I can wish can’t I?..I saw it happening....DAMN!! I may be but a foolish dreamer but I don’t care...We all love rough trade---You have your boriqua boy-flesh and well the ‘thug’ thing is everywhere (Wink)--I guess it depends on whether or not you like your Russians Black, White or brown… inked and on the rocks with a clef in the chin-It makes no never mind...just as long as they can’t say “peripatetic” and form complete sentences…for most that might scintillate. For me they best be able to make a good cocktail. Now that’s a good drink.

Bale Me Out!

Hi Anderson, you must be getting ready for another broadcast from the front lines...I really don't like it much that you are conceivably in harms way. But I suppose you are okay. I liked the way your rather tighty T-shirt a-la mid 90s Chelsea gym buff look worked for you. Col. Kershaw was looking pretty hot himself. Kissing all up on those al Queda hating Iraqi Sheiks and breaking the pita bread...I hate to say it but I got a little heated-in a good way about you and him skipping the light fantastic...you and Col. Michael Kershaw (above right)-with his all American good looks and Jar head fade, strong jaw, muscular shoulders and big All-American hands with his big All-American fingers and his big All American wedding band---which was reflecting in your bluey-baby-blues...I guess he could get all-Larry Craig on you--and solicit sex in a Persian Out House---but then again I know you to be true and well having you over there all gay in front of the American Military and Islamic Sheiks when you are my true to life homo hero-- You are doing allot of asking and telling....this makes me smile. Thank you for being over there btw...the American media continues to bombard us with the ubiquitous distractions of a fat Brittney Spears, a Bulimic jail bird Paris Hilton, a sign of hope for a thought to be paraplegic Kevin Leverett of the Buffalo Bills, an impending hurricane name Humberto moving towards the Gulf coast and an upcoming Jodi Foster movie---I had to include my secret love-Christian Bale( above left)- who's new movie "3:10 to Yuma" is also steeped in homo-eroticism's--unfortunately juxtaposed to Russell Crowes--way-to-macho-even-more-than-Kershaw stances aggravate more then scintillate.
This all being said Anderson, you are missed and I look forward to seeing you later this evening on CNN live from Iraq...you watch your Ps and Qs and its really okay that you haven't called me in a while...nobody really does...oh btw please do something with Dennis Kucinich...I heard him today on the Ed Schultz Show with his wife and dammit he is just really an amazingly compelling and compassionate, smart, tenacious and caring man...he is just so aligned with life...and he really understands what it means to be a human being...he gets what it means to strive to become better....couldn't you introduce him more to the public and his amazingly beautiful wife-who is Brittish and has her M.S. in International Conflict Resolution! She has it going on and she is Stunning! do you hear me...any couple where the husband is sort-of- dweeby...has got to be packing not only a sizable missile he has got the technology and wherewithall to compell, please and empower a gifted and talented woman....talk about a spirit of reciprocity rock on Dennis! Anderson...get him, interview him and propose to the other canidates that they avail themselves to do the same...I will so be there...tty soon...

Anderson Cooper Kissed Me: Phat Mother 4Ya: Brittney does her version of Sleeping (Crack-Ho) Beauty at the MTV-Video Music Awards

Anderson Cooper Kissed Me: Phat Mother 4Ya: Brittney does her version of Sleeping (Crack-Ho) Beauty at the MTV-Video Music Awards

September 11, 2007

September 11, 2007

Phat Mother 4Ya: Brittney does her version of Sleeping (Crack-Ho) Beauty at the MTV-Video Music Awards

I just don't get it Anderson, You are over in Iraq...I'm looking at you now...waving. The News today is vast...General Betray-us
---at least the ad in the NY-Times was a big controversy. Fred Thompson (The frmr. Senator and Law and Order Star) is running neck and neck with Rudi ("No Neck") Giuliani...but neither of them, according to polls; in an election that was held today would beat the "Hil,' Poor Hilary though...she is trying to dump $283,000.00 in campaign funds gently handed to her by that weird guy Thomas Hsu. Hilary cannot afford to be in not nary a not-so-kosher-and-stay in the Lincoln -bedroom-things before she has another Whitewater on her hands...Hell, The Hill should have a sit down with Britney, they could share recipe's or Hilary could just "bitch-slap some sense into the I-have-to-do-this-for-my-babies-working mom- thing to no avail...Briney could use some of Hsu's money to pay for further therapy which will no doubt be needed due to the humiliation of her rather..ahem..Underwhelming presentation...abandonment issues, a bad weave and an aversion to looking in the mirror in her costumes.

One reader on YouTube actually said "...and she wasn't like even ready for like that outfit..." I added "Not ready for that outfit? Do you think? Several years ago Paula Abdul had a train wreck of a presentation at the VMA...you just felt so bad for her...like she has no friends to tell her..."Girrrl, don't do it...you ain't 100%...as a matter of fact you ain't 10%"...breast feed your babies, learn to play guitar(or the lute), go to Sedona to find those healing vortexes and heal your negative karma, child, grow your real hair, go Vegan-way-way Vegan, go rafting on the Amazon(Please) and THEN when your kids are ready for school(College)...collaborate with someone who doesn't make you sound like a Wal-Mart Madonna! Sorry honey you looked high on Quaaludes and danced like a crack-ho after a colonoscopy.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/09/11/moos.britney.fat.fight.cnn

I hope you don't think I was too nasty Anderson...I have been a bit blue today...more mad than sad...so much 9/11 that I am forced to forget how I truly feel about anything concerned with that day...they tell us, unrelentingly, how we should feel...

I feel like not talking about how I feel...good night Anderson...your on my screen...I'm waving goodnight...G'night.

So I says to him I says....this guy Madaz hell is....

Dear Anderson...I am feeling it important to tell you about myself as I love you and I want you to know...well a little smidgen about little ole me....I donlt want you to be upset because I am living in the fast lane, and I am obviously way more accomplsished than you...but nevertheless I will give it a shot...oh btw...the pic? below is when I received my MFA....just sharing until something more risque comes along or you do...(@#$%^&*() (Snort, grunt, snarl, giggle)

So here is my bio: M Allan Davis is an accomplished dancer, choreographer, writer director, artist, investment broker, aerialist, commodities broker, forensics specialist, oncologist, paleontologist,and a 2008 doctoral candidate in Barbie Genitalia at the University of Ukrapkachovitch (U.U.) He has performed on Broadway in THE LION KING, danced with Tony award winner Bill T. Jones in his dance company and lived in Europe for 11 years, primarily in Germany. M (not the character in James Bond), received a Gold Medal in Ice Dancing from the United States Figure Skating Association and is a coach and member of the Professional Skaters association. He recently received his MFA in Theatre from Smith College and his B.A. in Dance and Performance from the University of Massachusetts Amherst. He has written poetry, painted little pink hearts, yellow moons, orange hearts and green clovers all on his own without anyone making him know it was arts and crafts time. He designed the sets for Loves, Rhythms and Rhymes at the Triad Theater in New York and studied production design on film...but you have to be in a union to actually get a job in film and to get a job in film you have to be in a union (You can go and figure that one) His hobbies include photography, film criticism, political satire, origami, conspiracy theories, Stephen Sondheim, desserts and deciphering racial profiling. He can also crochet a mean sweater and has a knack for memorizing libretto's from musicals. Mark is a contributing writer for the Dance on Camera Journal and soon About Time Magazine. He speaks fluent German and very mediocre Italian. He is featured in the book Passion and Line by photographer Howard Schatz with portraits of dancers from America's finest dance companies. Mark currently lives in Western New York State with his family and his American Mastiff Pup, Ella. He speaks fluent German and very mediocre Italian. He has never been awarded a Guggenheim, Fulbright... nor a Rockefeller but would be real happy if he had!

Break me off a piece of him....two pieces and then let him resign

Hi Anderson, This is just a note to say have a good barbecue and don't go too heavy on the marinade...you know that last time the ribs were drippy...and crunchy...the meat should be tender and juicy. Kind of like your lips...oops...can't help myself...as a diversion from thinking about food and you I saw this picture....didn't I, in my most prescient manner predict that the White House would be having a barn sale and be clearing out the clutter? They continue to shed their chameleon like skin? Huh....didn't I tell you? They are resizing faster than The Gap and General Motors---look who is getting kicked out (Resigning is the word they use) But now Tony Snow aka "The Iceman" goeth. I am telling you the children are fleecing ( that is black gay slang for doing like "Lee Nails" and Pressing on!)...The little extreme fighting pic here is emblematic of me killing two blogging stones at once....eye candy for me and metaphors for Alberto "Gonzo" Gonzales, Tony "The Iceman" Snow, Sen. Larry "Potato Head(Keyword: "head") Craig, Karl (My dad was a pierced 37 times-on his schlong-Homo-perv") Rove getting... well what they deserve-Unfortunately the world wouldn't be so accommodating so as to provide them with a hot hunk-a-man flesh like this work of art in the above picture- but they/we can dream about it spank the light fantastic! I will...have. Kick me out too baby while you are at it...talk with you later Anderson...you are my main squeeze, if you do end up boating during this glorious Labor Day weekend please do where your teal life- vest that matches your Dolce & Gabbana windbreaker it brings out your eyes....toodles, MAD xox